Friday, February 20, 2015

Meet the boo boos 5 star review


5.0 out of 5 stars A sweet children's book!, February 19, 2015

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This review is from: Meet the boo boos (Kindle Edition)

A cute book about boo boos that have different roles. Recommended for children age 5 and under

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

THE LOBSTERS ARE COMING SOON IN
LOBSTERS ON THE RAMPAGE.
HERE IS A SNEAK PREVIEW

Prologue


The waves gently washed up on the beach, it was a sound the old man knew so well and loved.
He sat on a small chair outside a wooden hut the cliffs looked up over head shielding the hut from the worst of the English weather.
Old Jim was a crazy old coot who had said good bye to the world long ago and retreated into his own world, building a wooden hut on the beach under the cliffs. Normally the police or local council would have him removed but here at lobster bay they were very relaxed on these matters.
As long as old Jim didn’t cause any trouble he could stay on the beach and besides it was well away from the tourist part which was further along.
He had short grey hair and a wrinkled weather beaten face but he looked older than he was, he was now fifty five but looked ten years older.
He had a wife he had loved, he had been happy in those days before she had run off with the local plumber of all people and a friend of his.
That had changed him from an outgoing man to one that was withdrawn and he had hid himself away for the last ten years.
He didn’t like to think back and in fact his mind was so gone now that he didn’t care, he drank his beer every night and watched the dark sea washing up to the beach.
“She was a whore anyway.” he cursed into the night.
“Boy did I do that Kane I feel sorry for him now of course, broke both his legs I did. Well I thought it was him she was messing with; she would always talk about him after work. How was I to know it wasn’t him”?
He laughed out loud as he remembered that night.
“Broke both his legs with a baseball bat; well he shouldn’t have got so drunk. It hadn’t been easy walking with him through the park late at night”.
He caught fish but still made his way to the local supermarket for food and that was the only time he mingled with other people but he didn’t speak to them.
“Why should I speak to them”?
He got his food as quick as he could and paid with a smile only, and then just as quickly left and went back to his sanctuary the wooden hut.
At first people had tried to help him and the council wanted to re-home him when he lost his house but he would have none of that and decided to build on the beach.
Now people seemed to accept him as he was oh of course he still heard the small children calling him crazy Jim and laughing behind his back as he walked passed but that was fine it even made him smile.
“I don’t care what people think of me fuck them”.
He heard a sound as he took a long swig of beer from the can; he lowered the can and looked into the darkness.
It had sounded like a huge form coming out of the sea his first thought was a sub marine.
He put the beer can down and stood up and looked along the beach, the half moon didn’t really reveal the darkness secrets to him.
“What are you then my beauties” Jim was always talking to himself, he kept himself company.
Then he saw a dark shape moving along the beach then more noise as something else came out of the sea and sprayed sea water onto the sand.
Two dark shapes and then a third and a fourth soon he could make out six dark shapes they looked like crabs, no they were longer than crabs.
They were as tall as a horse and as long as a Double Decker bus. One was bigger than the rest and Jim saw it raise its claws, click click clicky click it went.
Old Jim would have whistled even in the darkness he knew what the shapes were and they were big oh god they were big.
He looked up at the full moon as the clouds broke around it; he had read somewhere that the moon controlled crabs movements he wondered if it was the same for these beasts.
“My babies” Jim giggled to himself as the shapes moved off along the edge of the beach keeping close to the sea line.


 Lobsters on the rampage on kindle soon by Robert Paul Bennett

Friday, December 5, 2014

Gulls,mink and CarnivoBOARrous novels on kindle now

Although it can be humorous for some onlookers, for the victims it can be "shocking" and "frightening" and have a lasting impact.
Steven Kendall-Torry, from Sidmouth in Devon, said his six-year-old daughter was "beside herself with shock" after a seagull stole her ice cream from her hand in the town.
He said: "The seagull was bigger than her and it just came from nowhere. She has been very cautious around seagulls since.
"She could have been hurt. It's the bravery of the seagulls that's scary."


England 21st august 1998

A terrified angler beat off a pack of ravenous mink with his landing net after they attacked him while he was fishing on the river bank.
Mr.Johnstone said that at least four mink leapt out of the bushes close to him at the river Avon near Ringwood in Hampshire.
It is the first attack on a human by the hungry predators since about six thousand of them were released by animal activists from a new forest fur farm.
One thousand have been recaptured and many have been shot by local farmers and land owners.Althrough up to one thousand five hundred is thought to be still at large.


Giant boars are very real read this and the novel at kindle on the link below
"It was very surreal,” Webb told WNCT-TV. “It was a shock. It was very humbling to say the least, when you walk up on a beast that big and you say, 'Oh my gosh. I had no idea that there could be something that big running around the woods of Eastern North Carolina.’"
The beast had been seen on trail camera footage years ago, but hunters had failed to capture it until Webb, who says he fired a single shot from a .308-caliber AR-15 rifle from about 50 yards, took it down.
"The Mohawk down the back, the tusks really lean, the muscular big front end," Webb said. "This is far from a domesticated docile pig that we're used to." Wild boars typically weigh between 100 and 200 pounds.